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1月20日 半斤八两我地呢班打工仔 通街走直头系坏肠胃 温个些少到月底点够驶(吃个鬼) 咪话无乜所谓 最弊波士郁的发威(癫过鸡) 一咪系处系唔系就乱黎吠 哎亲加薪块面拿起恶睇(扭下计) 你就认真开胃 半斤八两做到只积甘既样 半斤八两湿水炮仗点会响 半斤八两够姜就揸枪走去抢 出左半斤力想话摞番足八两 家阵恶温食边有半斤八两甘理想(吹涨) 我地呢班打工仔一生一世为钱币做奴隶 个种辛苦折堕讲出吓鬼(死比你睇) 咪话无乜所谓 半斤八两就算有福都无你享 半斤八两仲惨过滚水渌猪掌 半斤八两鸡碎甘多都要啄 出左半斤力想话摞番足八两 家阵恶温食边有半斤八两甘理想 12月23日 Three answers most scared by men(1） (Whatever)
Men: What to have for dinner? Women: Whatever.. Men: Why not we have steamboat? Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again? Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood Women: Seafood not good also, later I might got diarrhea Men: Then what you suggest? Women : Whatever.. （2）(Anything) Men: So what should we do now? Women: Anything Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie Women: Watching movie not good, waste time only Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises? Women: Exercise in such hot day? Don't u feel tired? Men: Then we find a café and have drink Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep Men: So, what you suggest then? Women: Anything!!! （3） (You decide) Men: Then we just go home lo Women: You decide Men: Let's take a bus, I will accompany you Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la Men: Ok we will take Taxi Women: Not worth it la... for such a ! short distance Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk Women: So hungry, empty stomach how to walk? Men: Then what you suggest? Women: You decide... Men: Let's have dinner first Women: Whatever... Men: Eat what? Women: Anyting... Women: WHY YOU ALWAYS CANNOT MAKE DECISION ONE!?? Men:.... -_-||| 12月12日 不爽﹐生氣﹐抓狂﹐哭笑不得的分別有一天﹐兒子問爸爸: 爸爸, 不爽﹐生氣﹐抓狂﹐哭笑不得的分別是甚麼意思﹖ 爸爸﹕要解釋很難﹐不如讓我來示範。 首先﹐爸爸拿了一本電話簿﹐隨機選出一個人。然後打電話給那個人。順便把電話調到擴音器模式。 VICTIM﹕HELLO﹖ 爸爸﹕HELLO﹐ 請問ABDULLAH BADAWI在家嗎﹖ VICTIM﹕你打錯電話啦﹗ 爸﹕你不要騙我啦﹗ VICTIM﹕我騙你幹嘛﹗神經病﹗ (蓋了電話) 爸﹕哪﹐兒子﹐這個就是 "不爽"。現在來看甚麼是生氣。(兒子點頭) (過了5分鐘﹐爸爸再打一次電話給那個人) VICTIM﹕HELLO﹖ 爸﹕請問ABDULLAH BADAWI有在家嗎﹖ VICTIM﹕怎麼又是你﹖都跟你講了你打錯電話了﹗ 爸﹕我沒打錯電話啊﹗ VICTIM﹕你這個神經病﹐你到底是誰﹖ 爸﹕我是誰你還不懂﹖我是NAJIB啦﹗ VICTIM﹕%^&*$#@﹗你是NAJIB我是ANWAR咧﹗白痴﹗(大力蓋電話) 爸﹕哪﹐兒子。這個就是"生氣"。懂了嗎﹖ 兒子﹕喔我懂了﹗ 爸﹕現在來看下甚麼是抓狂﹗(又打電話給那個可憐的人) 那個人一拿起電話就咆哮了﹗ VICTIM﹕你這個吃飽沒事做的神經病﹗整天打電話來干擾我﹐要不是我的電話沒有CALLER ID我早就報警了你這個變態佬。。。。 爸﹕(刻意壓低聲音)ERM。。。。請問林先生在嗎。。。。﹖ VICTIM﹕啊﹗很對不起﹗剛剛有個變態一直打電話來。。。 爸﹕喔﹐沒關係﹐請問ABDULLAH BADAWI在家嗎﹖ VICTIM﹕ ##$W$#^^%$E$%^$&^%R%^$^&%^$^%$﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗ 這一次﹐爸爸蓋上了電話。 爸﹕你現在知道分別了吧﹗等下你媽媽要回來了﹐我們可以吃晚餐了﹗ 兒子﹕可是爸爸﹐你還沒有講解甚麼是哭笑不得﹖ 爸﹕喔﹐那個要等到晚上12點啦﹗ (晚上12點﹐爸爸搖醒兒子﹐然後又打電話給那個人) VICTIM﹕HELLO。。。。。﹖(睡到一半被吵醒) 爸﹕我是ABDULLAH BADAWI﹐有誰打電話找我啊﹖ VICTIM﹕。。。。。。。。。。。。 爸爸好厲害啊﹗ 11月27日 Recession is coming to townYou'd better watch out You'd better not cry You'd better keep cash I'm telling you why: Recession is coming to town. It's hitting you once, It's hitting you twice It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise Recession is coming to town It's worthless if you've got shares It's worthless if you've got bonds It's safe when you've got cash in hand So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY You'd better watch out You'd better not cry You'd better keep cash I'm telling you why: Recession is coming to town! Finance products are confusing Finance products are so vague The banks make you bear the cost of risk So keep out for goodness sake, OH You'd better watch out You'd better not cry You'd better keep cash I'm telling you why: Recession is coming to town. 8月14日 MAH JOHNSON Get Marrige!! haha~
1月4日 勤力的懶鬼CK細個既時候，成日俾阿媽話我係懶鬼。考試永遠係到最後果一刻先走去溫書。 11月2日 Heroes
最近剛看完<HEROES>,
真好看的, 尚叫人有追看的念頭!
煲到欲罷不能~
故事由印度遺傳學教授 Mohinder，為尋找失蹤的父親來到紐約，發現其父正研究一項匪夷所思的理論
── 普通人當中存在著擁有超能力者。隨著一次日全蝕現象的出現，不可思議的事情相繼發生在一群「普通人」身上......
高中啦啦隊隊長 Claire 發現自己懷有不死之身；日本青年 Hiro 可以用念力令時間停頓，甚至穿越時空；男看護 Peter 擁有吸收別人超能力的異能；Peter 的兄長，參議員候選人 Nathan 身懷飛翔絕技；街頭巡警 Matt 能聽到別人的心聲脫衣舞孃 Niki 發現另一個自己擁有驚人的破壞力；藝術家 Isaac 借助毒品可畫出未來...... 他們的命運隨著 Hiro和 Isaac分別預見紐約市發生核爆的未來而連繫在一起。為了制止這場浩劫，他們決定聯手拯救世界。 在Finale中︰
<HEROES>已表明故事會從新發展，角色也有所刪減，加入。且看Season 2如何了。 8月14日 改变自己come on! Yeah Ya! 今早起床了 看镜子里的我 忽然发现我发型 睡的有点kuso 一点点改变 有很大的差别 你我的力量 也能改变世界 最近比较烦 最近情绪很down 每天看新闻 都会很想大声尖叫 但脏话没有 大家只会轻松 我改变自己 发现大有不同 新一代的朋友 我们好好的加油 大家一起大声的说 no no no no no 我可以改变世界 改变自己 改变隔膜 改变小气 要一直努力努力 永不放弃 才可以改变世界 come on 改变自己 今早起床了 觉得头有点痛 可能是二氧化碳太多 氧气不足 一点点改变 有很大的差别 你我的热情 也能改变世界 只能代表自己 没有政治立场 其实这世界 让我看的十分紧张 要调整自己 没想到一点 就能画龙点睛 新一代的朋友 我们好好的加油 大家一起大声的说 no no no no no 我可以改变世界 改变自己 改变隔膜 改变小气 要一直努力努力 永不放弃 才可以改变世界 come on 改变自己 8月13日 罗志祥-精舞门预备起行头全部要带齐点名 准备跟我上街去游行 body 今天要证明 什么舞通通都搞得定 跌烂你眼镜 小老弟年轻耍酷那一丁点本领 洗耳恭听快卯起来学艺 大发善心收徒弟 想要学习皮要绷要跟我跟紧 i wanna know 你行不行 you gonna know 别怀疑你自己的本领 you gonna know 我是冠军 you gonna know we got to show we are the word 我有一条特别了不起的神经 越跳越带劲 无师自通任督二脉畅通无比 十八般舞艺 拎拎听说你想要报名考虑 有没有那根筋我看一眼就搞定 凡事都要照规定 精舞门里什么都不浪得虚名 不能乱吃冰淇淋蒙眼睛 对待所有的敌人都尊敬 大半夜上床戴耳机 节奏当催眠的声音作梦都不停 3月9日 Lost...【原 名】：LOST
【译 名】：迷失 【类 型】：Drama / Adventure / Mystery / Thriller 【首 播】：2005年9月21日 ABC 【国 家】：美国 【语 言】：英语 最近看的电视剧看上瘾了，只看了四次就看完了两季，正在等待第三季中...
我看第1集，就开始感受到它的吸引力。
互不相识的一群人，一个意外，飘落在一个孤岛，一场关于生存的旅程开始了。 迷失，拯救的是自我的迷失，人性的迷失，是另一种感动... 我现在最想知道的是，《迷失》到底准备怎么收场!
3月1日 Gas prices in other countriesOslo, Norway - $6.82 a gallon for unleaded regular, in US dollars
London ,UK $5.96
Rome , Italy $5.80
Brussels , Belgium $6.16
Hong Kong $6.25
Tokyo , Japan $5.25
Sao Paulo , Brazil $4.42
Buenos Aires , Argentina $2.09
Mexico C it y $2.22
Sidney , Australia $3.42
Johannesburg , South Africa $3.39
New Delhi , India $3.71
Here's the kickers!
Caracas $0.12!!!
Kuwait $0.78!!
Riyadh , Saudi Arabia $0.91!!
let us do some simple calculation here.
[below measurement is taken from internet metric converter, so no doubt on the figure given] 1 Barrel = 158.98756 Liters
1 Barrel = RM 217.62 (as at today, 1 barrel is USD62 & 1USD=RM3.51)
1 Litter = RM 1.36878
In Malaysia 1 Liter = RM1.92 & government call this as SUBSIDY??? !!!!
The fact is we are subsidizing the government for RM0.55 per liter!!!!! 12月7日 Car AccidentAn Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were involved in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the Indian, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present, asked him what happened. "Well," said the Indian, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Chinese and the Malay and I were standing at the gates of heaven. An Angel approached us and said that we were too young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So, of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50 and the next thing I knew I was back here." "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them" replied the Indian, "the Chinese was bargaining over the price, and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for his." 10月31日 MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTSAmerican Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut Malaysian Spaceman? - Can-or-naut! Dr. M was thinking about sending somebody into space. Three potential can-a-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.
Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission. How much do you think you should be paid?" Muthu replied: "One million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M. "Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!" replied Muthu. "That's understandable," says Dr. M. "Thank you...please ask the Malay guy to come here,"
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question. "Alamak!...2 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate. "Two million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you asked for only one million." "You see, Datuk," explains Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big family to support when I am gone...!" "I see," says Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?" The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?" Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "3 million." Mahathir appears shocked. "What?!? 3 million! Why so much?" Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear, "Datuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send that aneh into space lah!" 5月11日 We will we will rock youbuddy youre a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day ya got blood on ya face,big disgrace kicking your can all over the place singing we will,we will rock you (ha ha) we will,we will rock you keep the beat up,wh,im gonna turn the the heat up gonna get you,gonna burn your feet up rockin you,like i never rocked you before like the way you do,i got you screaming for more were causin utter devistation when we steppin to the place and better believe that you can see were gonna rock and never stop and here we go again hit you with the flow again kick it up the second time around well bring it on again - shout it out we will,we will rock you we will,we will rock you we will,we will rock you go,go,go,go,go,go,go, buddy youre an old man,poor man pleading with your eyes gonna make you something someday ya got blood on your face,big disgrace somebody better put you back in your place singing we will,we will rock you we will,we will rock you we will,we will rock you |
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